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Sunday, May 27, 2012

Marriage Equality! :D


This is a topic I've been wanting to write about for a while now.
Marriage Equality
I support it so much.
If you have a problem with that you, you should leave right now (and go bang your head against a wall).
Why should people be labeled? Black, Asian, Gay, Bisexual, Christian..
LABELS ARE FOR CLOTHES!
(of course I have to add a picture..)













Sexuality is nothing to be ashamed of.
GO Adam and Steve, Madame and Eve!
Oh and if you're reading this, and hate gay people..
You're a homophobe. Let me tell you one this about homophobic people..
75 % percent are closeted scared gays confused about their sexuality.
The rest are mostly very religious Christians.
Why not experiment? What's wrong with that? :D

Oh and adoption.
That's a pretty serious topic too.
Why shouldn't gay/lesbian couples adopt?
Hmm let's see.
The thing most people fear is that the children of same sex couples will also
become homosexual. Do you know how many children are raised
in a very conservative family, surrounded by heterosexuals and they
still are homosexual? Take the picture under as an example.
"Same sex couples will influence their children to become homosexual
or even pressure them." - Homophobic people
Lemme just say..Oh god.. You're so wrong it's cute.
If they're good people they will love their children whatever they are
like all other good parents. They would only want the best for their children.
"Every child needs a father and a mother." - H.P. (not Harry Potter btw)
Hey, do you know how many children there is in the world currently that are/were
raised only by their mother or father because their other parent died or
left them. A lot.
Do you know how many children is homeless? A lot.
Do you know how many children there is in orphanages right now?
Without parents waiting for someone to adopt them?
A lot.
So you would rather let those children rot away in orphanages without anyone
than let same-sex couples adopt them, give them a home and all the love
they can give? It would make multiple people very happy.
How about that, eh?

















^ Exactly. Love you Ellen and Portia! :D
God, they're adorable..

Okay let's go over to Christians.
So your religion doesn't allow you to support gay people..
Lets see what else does your religion forbid you to do. You'd be surprised ;)


With all this talk about marriage equality and gay rights, there are many arguments for and against. Because a lot of people just mindlessly quote the Bible in their reasons against, I decided to personally examine what the Bible has to say on the matter.

Leviticus 18: 22 - “You must not lie with a man as with a woman. This is a hateful thing.” (Note: this doesn’t say anything about lesbians)

Interesting

Let’s take a look at some other things the Bible forbids.

Leviticus 19: 27 - “You are not to round off your hair at the edges nor trim the edges of your beard.”

So your hair’s looking a little unruly today? Needs a trim? Too bad.

Leviticus 19: 28 - “You are not to gash your bodies when someone dies, and you are not to tattoo yourselves. I am Yahweh.”

Oh, you wanted to get your wedding date or your date of birth inked on your arm? Sorry, Bible says no.

Leviticus 20: 18 - “The man who lies with a woman during her monthly periods and uncovered her nakedness: he has laid bare the source of her blood, and she has uncovered the source of her blood: both of them must be outlawed from their people.”

You and your girlfriend/wife are both feeling a little horny but it’s that time of the month? Nah, better not.

Deuteronomy 14: 3-6 - “You must eat nothing that is detestable. These are the animals you may eat: ox, sheep, goat, deer, gazelle, roebuck, ibex, antelope, oryx, mountain sheep.”

Guess you can’t order that barbecue duck, or the chicken piccata, or the sweet and sour pork then. Wait, there’s this lovely seafood - NO!!!

Deuteronomy 22: 11 - “You must not wear clothing woven part of wool, part of linen.”

Oh there was this lovely top for sale and…nah, forget it.

Deuteronomy 23: 3 - “A man whose testicles have been crushed or whose male member has been cut off is not to be admitted to the assembly of Yahweh.”

You’ve had testicular cancer? Sorry, you can’t come to church.

Deuteronomy 25: 5 - “If brothers live together and one of them dies childless, the dead man’s wife must not marry a stranger outside the family.”

Look honey, I know your husband just died and it’s very sad and all, but if you ever want to start dating again…these are your only available options.

Deuteronomy 25: 11-12 - “When two men are fighting together, if the wife of one intervenes to protect her husband from the other’s blows by putting out her hand and seizing the other by the private parts, you shall cut her hand off and show no pity.”

Shit…that guy’s holding a gun to my husband’s head. I should do something…wait, better not.

Now, let’s take a look at other messages presented in the Bible.

Matthew 22: 34-40 - “But when the Pharisees heard that he had silenced the Sadducees they got together and, to disconcert him, one of them put a question, ‘Master, which is the greatest commandment of the Law?’ Jesus said ‘You must love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your mind. This is the greatest and the first commandment. The second resembles it: You must love your neighbour as yourself. On these two commandments hang the whole Law, and the Prophets also.’”

Luke 6: 36-37 - “Be compassionate as your Father is compassionate. Do not judge and you will not be judged yourselves; do not condemn and you will not be condemned yourselves.”

So what can we conclude from this?

The Bible doesn’t say anything about lesbians
The Bible has many rules and regulations, some of which are not followed even by the most abiding Christians.
Jesus Christ preached about love and compassion to people. He served people, gave everyone a fair go and supported people who were deemed social outcasts. You know who Jesus hung out with? Twelve dudes and a prostitute. You know who Jesus’s parents were? Mary, Joseph and God - yeah, that’s right, he had two dads (or mums…who knows).
Therefore, you can’t simply say “gay people are the devil incarnate because the Bible says so”, because (other than the fact that you’re just spewing out mindless quotes without putting any real depth or critical thought into your argument) the Bible says a lot of things, most of which people take with a grain of salt. But the Bible also says we should be loving and compassionate, and that we shouldn’t judge or condemn others based on who they are. That’s what Christianity is about.
There you go!
Now some awesome support pics about Marriage Equality!









GO KIDDO! 


Btw this isn't serious. Just read it carefully! :D









Exactly.
Oh and marriage equality shouldn't be voted on. That's why it is called Gay Rights.
It's a right. People have a right to do it. Simple as that.

Few of my favourite quotes I live by:
"You don't have to be an animal to support animal rights.
 You don't have to be gay to support gay rights"
 
"You don't fall in love with a gender, you fall in love with a persoin."
So yes, I believe that one day.. I might fall in love with a girl. :3
I am not ashamed of that. Love is love and that's that.






















Waaah! Writers block. :(

I absolutely have no inspiration at all.
Here's some random hilarious pictures, since I have nothing smart to say. :(



Hmm.

Still do it! :D


Saturday, May 26, 2012

Useless post.

Not much text.
Just pics.
:)



.eurt oS
If this made you laugh.. comment and make me happy :)
I wanna know I'm not alone here.. writing for nobody.

Friday, May 25, 2012

Random. Creepy. Post.


I was just messing around with my buddy, of course bragging bout' mah blog. ^^ (DOH)
Anyway I notified him I posted a new post, and right when he finished reading it I notified him there was another on the way. Well read it for yourself :D


Other person: Read it!!
Me: I'm already done with a new post xD
Me: well finishing it..
Other person: already? :O
Me: Being hyper today much..
Me: yah
Other person: wow :O
Me: I don't know.. I guess I just got inspiration (:
Other person: from where? :O
Me: You see those two hills? *points in the distance*
Other person: LOL
Me: Yea behind those two you will find a wooden house
Other person: ;D
Me: in the wooden house there is an old but sweet man
Other person: STORY TIME
Me: (I hope he is still alive)
Other person: he is!
Me: anyway if you feel like chatting, he will gladly take you up on your offer
Me: He is horribly lonely :(
Other person: i will talk to him!!!
Other person: got his skype?
Me: His wife died a few years ago :(
Other person: bet that bastard watched porn everyday then ;D
Me: Nah he doesn't use internet
Me: He is like 89
Other person: :c
Me: Anyway
If you ask him to tell you some magic stories,
He will tell you about a magical apple tree..
He will give you the direction (by the stream, west)
And there you will come across a tree with the most beautiful apples.
You shall pick one and eat it. Then a rabbit will jump around you 3 times. You will pet him and give him a carrot that will magically appear in your back pocket (left one).
Then he will poop out a piece of paper (no worries, its .... clean.)
On the piece of paper there is a drawing of a gameboy.
On the gameboy there are letter you have to decode.
They lead you to a red stick in the middle of a meadow.
 You shall wiggle the stick singing your favourite song but in a scottish accent.
Then it will start raining but you wont get wet.
 Look up!
There's a magical umbrella above you following you.
 Then you will fly on a glitter and purple unicorn to the world of Minecraft.
At one point you will black out and wake up inspirated (but with a horrible headache.. and a lil' sore - if you know what I mean ;) , that creeper was sure friendly... *ahem* friendly..)
And that is how I got my inspiration.
Other person: LOLOL that story was epic.
Me: :)
Other person: paste this whole convo on there ;D
Me: Good idea!

That was it.
Pretty random.
As always. :D
This is all for tonight.
Night-io.

Finals.. Mother of god..

We're all taking finals ATM, right?
We're all freaking out ATM, right?
We're all on the internet ATM, doing absolutely nothing eh?
Procrastination.
Funny thing.
Don't ya think?
I have about 2 more weeks until my school ends and I only a few more subject to take care of.
So I'm pretty much covered but I'm going to high school / secondary school next year.
Scary :S
I'm gonna be a freshman O_O
Anyway, as always I came across hilarious pictures relating studying and finals.. :)
Since you're procrastinating with me.. let's do it together! I'll supply you with funny texts and pictures you shall read so you don't have to study. :D

PICTURE TIME!


First of all..
Homework is not so bad.
But with music it becomes..
As said above^^
I might not have a social life..
but what about my internet life..?
HUGE LOOP HOLE ALERT.
Or was I just being Captain Obvious?

So fucking true.
Before, I didn't even know I wanted to know
all the Pokemon's names 24 hours before
an exam.  (Or did I?)
This is simply epic.







You know when you promise yourself you
will study until 4 am if needed.
Yea..
You know how you say fuck it at midnight?
Yea..
Totally.

Yea, that's pretty much the best advice someone can give you connected to studying.


Food.. I love it. :3 Who doesn't?

Food.
Food.
Food.
Food

I love food. :3 What can I say.. I love eating :)
I'm not ashamed of that. I just finished one hell of a kebab xD
Lemme just say.. "That was some good shit." Not literally tho.
Anyway I just figured I'll put random delicious pictures of food and
make y'all hungry!
>:D Yes, I AM that evil!!
MUAHAHAHHAHAH
I was staring at the bunny, you? :3
 Actually at Neil/Barney too. xD












Let's start then ;)

Meaty stuff first lol xD
Sweet for the end ;)
Yummeh:3

Bacon? No fair. :(
Now you're really messing with me..


Seriously.
Kill me.
I'm not even kidding anymore.
:3


...
I swear there is a 300 pound person inside me, trying to get out.
Oh and.
I don't get women who go out on dates and order salads..
ORDER A FREAKIN' BURGER! xD
I'm chubby and proud! :D
Remember women!!
"Meat is for men, bone is for dog!"
If you know what I mean ;)
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Well that's it folks (reference, anyone?) :3

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I just wanna say hi to literally 4 people reading my blog..
Well I force them to.. BUT IT STILL COUNTS! :D
Soo uh..
"Hi"

Please share my blog. I really want a comment.
Just one :'(

Thursday, May 24, 2012

HARRY POTTER TIME!

God I love the Harry Potter series.. :D
But that is a topic for another time.
Now you shall enjoy these fucking hilarious pictures relating Harry Potter.
G'NIGHT! :3
























No fuck has been given.

Well my posts are random as always..
So I came across this picture.. Well GIF actually..
It will speak for itself.. :D












Hilarious... right?
Anyway this is from the tv show Glee, the actors name is Chris Colfer if anybody is interested.
But the picture shows exactly how I feel when somebody is talking to me about their:
1) Relatives (what they did, where how and why)
2) Fungus, bacterias and diseases they have. IN GRAPHIC DETAIL.
3) Their kids napping schedules.
4) Plot of a really good movie/book you were just going to watch/read.
5) Ex's
6) The weather.
7) I work in/ go to school..
8) Gossip. The bad kind.
I could go on and on..
Anyone else? -_-

One more pic :3
SNAPEY<3




Ahh music..

Music..
How to describe it?
Right now I'm listening to Glen Miller - In the mood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CI-0E_jses&feature=related
CLICK IT! You know you want to!! :D
Where was I? Oh right, music. Good music can cheer me up in no time. It's magical what it does.. :)
I just.. simply don't understand some kinds of music..
First of all lemme just say I LOVE Oldies.. James Brown, Aretha Franklin, Etta James, Jerry Lee Lewis..
Do I need to go on? :3
Of course I obviously listen to some newer music too..
Adele, Bruno Mars, Gaga, Black Eyed Peas etc and basically anything that gets in my head..
But some artists I will honestly never understand..
Nicki Minaj what the fuck are you singing? Oh wait.. that isn't singing.
That's some kind of "rapping"? Oh and your lyrics are truly inspiring.. Let me qoute her..

"He a muthafuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
 When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip
 That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for
 And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' ho"
 
Or maybe..

"You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (x3)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
(stupid, stupid)" 

Oh wow.. I was honestly touched by these lyrics.. 
Anyway this post wasn't supposed to turn into a Nicki Minaj rant.. She's just an example of artists that I just don't simply understand.. But hey.. Who likes her kind of music, go ahead! It's your business what you listen to..
Oh and don't get me started on dubstep.. xD
I actually sometimes listen to skrillex but this picture made me LOL so hard :D
That's it for now. There might be another post later tonight. :D If you enjoy my blog, please comment and leave your thoughts! :D

LOOOL

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Reading..

You know.. I don't understand people who don't like to read..
Most of them are just lazy and don't understand the art of reading. *_*
It's so much different than movies..
While reading a book your brain works so much more than while watching tv.
As a person reads, he/she creates pictures in his head and and uses imagination
and points of reference to put the story together.. but while watching tv you don't have to
do anything complex with your brain. Everything is out there, layed infront of you.
Don't you just love reading a book and imagining the main character's room as he/she describes it.
Nghh! Anyone?
All right.. PICTURE TIME!
I don't know about you..
but this is SO me..



































Well I'm off to sleep.  KEEP ON READING! :3

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Some more stuff that happened last weekend..

Well while I was in heaven (see post below) I was reading some stuff.
I love reading btw :3 Any other bookworms out there? ;D
Well my english teacher (I'm not a native english speaker btw) lent me this wonderful book.
It's called The Sunday Philosophy Club, written by Alexander McCall Smith.









I read about half of it.. I loved every moment of it till now. :)
The reading took a while because every few pages something would make me start thinking..
And for the next few minutes I would go to the planet Matilda..(yah that's my name btw)
I really recommend this book, it's lovely and it reminds me of Miss Marple and Poirot series..
Even Murder she wrote! Anyway later on when I felt like turning off my brain, I pulled out my comiiics! :D









B.C!!! Everybody loves B.C! :D Oh and Peanuts! :3

And now...
some random pretty pics! :3
Godly? Yus. *_*





Well that's it for now.. :)
Actually I'll leave you with one of my favourite quotes :D
"I don't have bad handwriting. I have my own font."
Funneh, don't you think? :)