I swear I don't take drugs!
What I dreamed last night (morning).
The dream started out with me living in this small house (just two rooms but with a back door and surprisingly a TV). It all seemed like kind of a game, it reminded me of Minecraft (the storyline; hiding in a house, in daylight I could go out but at night I put chairs in front of the doors because they kept opening at night - creepy!). At one point a cat or a dog wandered over and we became buddies. Anyway, occasionally I would get instructions from some mysterious people and I had to do them.. At one point, they (mysterious people) told me to go to the back of the house and I discovered that the house actually had another floor, few more rooms etc (It just appeared, don't ask how). Then I had some kind of a flashback in which I was trick or treating through that hallways leading to the new rooms in Harry Potter costumes, and I distinctly remember getting the only candy from a guy dressed as Ron - 2 round yellow coloured candies and one 1 orange. I was happy for the yellow ones (lemon flavour, yay!). When the flashback was over I moved my stuff to another room which had a bigger bed and was more enclosed and I felt safer there. A couple of days later, a girl joined me. She just appeared and I invited her in and etc. It's funny because at that point, she seemed like Ginny but then later she changed into one of my real life friends.. Some time passed and then one day..
*dramatic music*
The mysterious people told us one morning that we had three hours to prepare for a Zombie Apocalypse and as soon as I heard I ran out of the house and I started fetching big rocks because my plan was to build a fort around the house, right? Guess what she did. After 2.5 hours of me fetching huge rocks, she entered the house and started driving it like a car. I'm not really sure what happened there, but at that point, it all made sense. Anyway there was a car and inside was our whole house but it had shrunken a bit. And she even put all the rocks INSIDE the house which I actually commented on because it didn't make sense to make how is she planning on escaping zombies in a car-house if it needs to be light and fast, not filled with very heavy rocks.
"We will hit the Zombies with the rocks, silly." She said matter-of-factly. I thought she was going mad but I just went with it. Anyway, we started driving through an unfamiliar city. Two minutes into the drive, she stops the car and invites 3-5 random people on the street into the car.
The people were: Sam from Glee (random much?)
a short haired girl who looked much like Nellie from Glee Project
David Tennant/Callum Blue
one more girl and boy which I can't remember
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| To be honest, he looked more like Callum.. |
So we took them in and started driving on the highway and there were a couple of rows of cars in front of us. Right then I asked my friend (let's call her Katy) does she know where's she going, how does she know is she going in the right way etc. She waved her hand dismissively at me, with a total chilled face expression and says
'I know what I'm doing.' I shrug my shoulders and 5 seconds later the rows of cars in front of us abruptly stop.
Want to guess why they stopped? Hah! Perhaps it was the rows of zombies in cars and on motorcycles behind a thick red line waiting for the start. (Zombies seem actually quite nice here, politely waiting and everything..) So, Katy, instead of stepping on the breaks, turning around and getting the hell out of there, keeps on driving straight through the rows of zombie cars, bikes and motorcycles. (I guess by this time, our car-house transformed into a self-powered car-house-bike since it could fit in between cars very easily.) So, like idiots, we started zooming past the zombies straight into Zombie town (and the apocalypse started by then). Katy got tired driving so I took over (and then the self-powered car-house-bike transformed into a... transformer? Because it could jump, climb things and run). While I jumped from one roof to another, the people in the transformer thing were throwing rocks on occasional zombies attacking us. After a while we ended up in a familiar place (weekend cottage) and I started fighting my zombie neighbours which was.. interesting. After climbing up the electric pole to avoid a few raging elderly ladies, I woke up.
And here I am. Writing about my weird dream and making you think I'm going mad.
I hope you enjoyed this.. I guess.
Oh god.. why.
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